An Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo

We weren't going to make these this year. Every year we're hard pressed to keep up with demand and every year we sell out. But then we heard your sad gibbering and meeping and the spirit of solstice overtook us. So, it's BACK!

The HPLHS holiday horrors of A Very Scary Solstice and An Even Scarier Solstice are available once again in one supremely disturbing holiday bundle.

You get two CDs containing 46 of your favorite holiday songs, beautifully orchestrated and performed by professional singers and asylum inmates. You get two fully annotated sing-along songbooks, brimming with deranged lyrics, Christmas carol lore, Mythos trivia and introductions by formerly respectable Lovecraftian scholar S.T. Joshi and author Ramsey Campbell.

Best of all, this double book and double CD set comes in its own hand-made Solstice Tentacle, suitable for hanging above your fireplace or your favorite non-Euclidean doorway. Our procurement team found a new source for shoggoth skin. This year's edition is a little groovier yet still topped with a velvet cuff. At 22 inches long this suckered monstrosity is large enought to contain not only the Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo, but also a DVD or two and other Mythos goodies. Delight your weird friends with this very strange — and strangely charming — holiday gift.


Price $48.00

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The Songs - more than 100 minutes of music -
links below have sample MP3s
All I Want for Solstice is My Sanity
Awake Ye Scary Great Old Ones
Away in a Madhouse
A Brumalian Wish
Blue Solstice
The Carol of the Olde Ones
Cthulhu Lives
The Cultist Song
A Cyclopean Tomb (down in deep R'lyeh)
Dance the Cultists
Death May Die
Death to the World
The Deep One Song (Solstice in R'lyeh)
Demon Sultan Azathoth
Do You Fear What I Fear?
Eerie Dreary Solstice
Es Y'Golonac
The Festival
Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go
Go, Summon Up the Dead Ones
Great Old Ones Are Coming to Town
Harley Got Devoured by the Undead
Have Yourself a Scary Little Solstice
He'll Be Back for Solstice
Here Comes Yog-Sothoth
I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog Sothoth
I'm Dreaming of a Dead City
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men
It's Mi-Go!
It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year
Little Rare Books Room
Look! Professor Angell Brings
Mi-Go We Have Heard on High
Mountains of Madness
Mythos of a King
Oh Cthulhu Chorus
Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones
The Shoggoth Song
Silent Night, Blasphemous Night
Slay Ride
Tentacles
Unholy Night
We Three Friends of HPL Are
What Thing Is This?
The World in Terror and Madness Lies
The Worst Hotel
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