We weren't going to make these this year. Every year we're hard pressed to keep up with demand and every year we sell out. But then we heard your sad gibbering and meeping and the spirit of solstice overtook us. So, it's BACK!
The HPLHS holiday horrors of A Very Scary Solstice and An Even Scarier Solstice are available once again in one supremely disturbing holiday bundle.
You get two CDs containing 46 of your favorite holiday songs, beautifully orchestrated and performed by professional singers and asylum inmates. You get two fully annotated sing-along songbooks, brimming with deranged lyrics, Christmas carol lore, Mythos trivia and introductions by formerly respectable Lovecraftian scholar S.T. Joshi and author Ramsey Campbell.
Best of all, this double book and double CD set comes in its own hand-made Solstice Tentacle, suitable for hanging above your fireplace or your favorite non-Euclidean doorway. Our procurement team found a new source for shoggoth skin. This year's edition is a little groovier yet still topped with a velvet cuff. At 22 inches long this suckered monstrosity is large enought to contain not only the Unbearably Scary Solstice Combo, but also a DVD or two and other Mythos goodies. Delight your weird friends with this very strange and strangely charming holiday gift.